An Edsel reborn for edselman58

An Edsel reborn part 1
"When you want me but do not need me, I must go. If you need me but don't want me I will stay" –Bo'sun Dually

Everett the Edsel went for a drive up to the woods just to be away from the city life, when Everett spots a white lifted  1998 dodge ram 1500 extended cab dually , peacefully and relaxfully doing automotive yoga. It had beautiful dark eyes with two white dots on each of them. Planted next to the dually was a golden rod with an emerald green ball at the tip of it strapped tightly with the plant leather. The mirrors of the dually looked like spider webs. It had black mad flaps and the dually was wearing a blue glowing crystal with four spikes poking out of the middle crystal; two on each end. The dually seemed to notice Everett who had stopped to look at the dually. Abruptly, the dually blinked his eyes and smiled. Everett suddenly became alarmed to see such a sight. Then peacefully, the dually the dually grabs his golden rod and came up to Everett. The dually had seen deeply inside of Everett there lived a monster who stood guard an incredible power too great for everyone to see. It knew that every living being and animal in the universe had energy locked inside their spirits. The dually purred like a cat in front of Everett to hear. Then Everett noticed that he had nothing to fear. Then the dually spoke to Everett in his "Yoda" voice.
"I think we need not to be too concerned, my friend. You have devoured bullies, your school teachers and your parents, but I see evil outside of you. Deep inside you lays something special and outstanding. You are afraid to display your gift for everyone to see. Yes, incredible, it is. What's guarding it stands a monster protecting it from being harmed." said the friendly extraterrestrial dually.
"How do you know these things? And what are you talking about?" Everett asked.
"I Commander Bo'sun Dually have seen you through video cameras close-ups from inside of the mothership. I chose you to watch because I know you needed help improving, I'll help you rebirth yourself and cleanse out the monster by bringing out that absolute energy inside of you that is incredible. I'll teacher you until your understandings are almost like mine. I, Bo'sun am talking about reopening a world in you that you've never lived in. a new life where you can control yourself and your anger. Only Bo'sun knows how to do that.  He is highly advanced intelligent. I be your master, I will. I know someone used to be a helping angel. An angel of liberty and justice, until he was driven crazy when he fell into hell by demons." Bo'sun said.
"Then what happened?" asked Everett.
"He turned onto an Edsel like you and started devouring everyone that got on his nerves. His bullies, his teachers, his parents. His origin of a monster began to rise due to a special power inside him that he hides deep inside him. He was too afraid to show it because of others would misuse it." Bo'sun said.
"Sounds like the same way as me." Everett said.
"Everett, every car, SUV, truck, and animal in the cars universe has energy locked inside the spirit. So what must happen, will happen and has already happened. A new chapter will begin." Bo'sun said wisely.
"Look, the only car, truck, SUV and animal I know about who have energy would be aliens." Everett said.
"Let me show you something. If I hit you with my golden rod, the actions are; are you going to stand there and not dodge out of the way or are you going to dodge out of the way when I strike? The answer is Everett, is to find out." Bo'sun said.
Then, Bo'sun observed the test, Bo'sun takes his golden rod and hit Everett on the side of the bumper, but it wasn't THAT hard.
"OW!!! Hey! You wanna be next or something?" Everett said.
"That wasn't a hard hit…quit being a baby…the answer to that question was; you stood there and let it hit you. I was only showing you a sample. So, there you have it. You have to come with me. I had given you a test and you failed it. Maybe if you had ducked, I would have let you go because it lets me know that you improved. Now, come on." Bo'sun said.
"Where we going?" asked Everett.
"To my ship. I have a room where I can teach you." Bo'sun said.
"Look, you're a nice guy, but I'm okay." said Everett.
"Oh, no. Not okay, you're not. I will bug you if you refusal continues." Bo'sun said.
Everett growled furiously and when he bit down on Bo'sun. he tasted a bitter, bitter and more earwax-like blood. It was like biting down on a pine tree.
"Bleh!! Yuck! You taste like a pine tree soaked in earwax. Ugh I can't believe I bit you. Say, what are you made of anyway? Wood or something?" asked Everett as he tried to get the wax-like blood off his tongue.

END OF PART 1.