How MJ and Mater met Part 7

Part 7
Martha-anna went on her way to the Wheel-Well but totally missed her brother. She talked loudly as she spoke to Dalia.
"Ohh it was a hoot!" Martha-Anna hooted telling Dalia the time when Martha used to get Bubba with the brother-wrap in the mornings for school when they were kids.
"Oh my, you must have really annoyed Bubba a lot." Dalia said.
"Yeah, I'd get him good." Martha-Anna said.
"Oh, I have been a big fan of yours ever since last month when I listened to your album, I couldn't go to sleep because it was so funny. You are really talented." Dalia said.
Martha-Anna bowed and ate her food.


The next day, it was MJ's baby shower in town and everyone was giving their gifts to her. Martha-Anna's gift was her baby rattle that she used to play with.
"I know it wasn't much Sugar, but it wuz da least i could find. Em baby stores are soo pricey." Martha-anna said.
"Oh thank you, Martha-Anna. I think it is the best gift i ever had." MJ said.

Martha-Anna chuckled with joy.  Suddenly, as Mater was hugging MJ close to him, he noticed the baby was kicking harder than before.
"MJ the little baby's A kickin' away lahk uh horse getten uh case uh flies botherin' him than yesterday" Mater said.
MJ chuckled.
"Well, I guess she really wants to see her daddy then huh." MJ said. "She knowed who her daddy is."

Suddenly, Bubba was driving by Flo's V8 Cafe when he got curious about the party. He drives over to it and realizes it's a baby shower when he finds out it was MJ's baby shower, he got really angry. So he went over there without even thinking to look for Martha-Anna.
"MJ! Ohh! I'll get you and I'm going to really strike at you for this." Bubba shouted.
MJ cowered as Mater held her in his tires. They shivered as Bubba got closer, but suddenly, Martha-Anna whooped out excitedly. She was happy to see her brother.
"OHH! Brother-poo how I missed you!" Martha-Anna shrieked out loud with joy.
Bubba froze and gasped.
"Oh no! Martha-Anna." Bubba said.
Martha-Anna glomped him and hugged him tight as a belt until Bubba turned purple.
"Oh it be a done long time since I done see you. An' yer so handsome than the last time I saw you." Martha-Anna said as she rubbed Bubba all over her fender.
"Yer Killin' me ses!" Bubba choked out.
"Oh how I missed you. How ya been done all dis time during separation?" Martha-Anna said.
"Shouldn't you be in Nash---" Martha cut him off and kissed Bubba on the cheek.
"Shee-oot Bro, I've come to stay about 25 days. we have fun until I have tuh go back tuh Nashville." Martha-Anna said.
Bubba screamed out and ran away. Martha-anna chased him cooing to him.
"Oh brother-poo-pie! Where ya goin' suga-bugga?" Martha-Anna said.
Dalia and the others laughed.
"She called him brother-poo-pie?" Dalia laughed.
"That's funny right there." Mater said.
"Anyway, let's continue...go to the next gift." Dalia said.
MJ opened up the next gift until she can have some cake. The cake was delicious and there was a lot left over for Martha-Anna.
"We'd better keep this cake here for our new friend Martha. she'd might like a cake slice." Dalia said.
"Yeah, I'll put it in the fridge so it can stay cold inside." Flo said.
after the party, Martha-anna came back with Bubba...all dressed up like a little lamb. Bubba had a pink bow around his throat and he was being pulled by Martha-Anna. She was just talking to Flo on where her slice of cake was. Dalia was busy picking up the party.
"Look Bubba, there's still a lot of cake left. Does my little lamb want any?" Martha-Anna asked.
Bubba only growled and he was too embarrassed to answer.
"Well, I'm going to feed you some cake cuz you're my brother." Martha-anna said.
Martha-Anna fed Bubba his piece of cake like a little baby.
"Piece of cake, hmmm hmmm hmmmmmm." Martha- Anna chuckled.
Bubba didn't like being with his sister. He felt like he could escape from Martha-Anna and hide.

Martha-Anna wiped frosting from Bubba's mouth whenever Bubba spat it out. Suddenly Bubba lost his temper.
"GET OUTTA HERE SES, YA MAKE ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE!! GO, GO GO!!" Bubba shouted.
But that was a bad idea because it made everything worse.
"COME ON BRAH!! I'M TRYIN' TUH BE NICE HERE AND GIVE YA CAKE cuz YER MAH BROTHA AND SHOOT YA SUGAR LEVELS!!" Martha-anna shouted back.
Bubba shuts up and eats his cake. Suddenly, a faded green 1970's semi truck pulled up to the awning. When he saw Bubba, he laughed his hillbilly laugh and he seemed to have recognized Bubba from a long time ago.
"Bubba, the little lamb, the little lamb, Bubba the little lamb, where the rest'o duh flock go to at?" he sang out.
"Shut up you green booger." Bubba said.
"Make sure, Mary knowed where ya been. Don't wanna skeer her a lot." guffawed the green truck.
"I'll get ridda you Jacknin, if it's the last thing I DO!!!" Bubba hissed.
"Maybe you should go back to your sheep group so the other lambs can hear about where you was at." Jacknin said.
Bubba growled and then at that moment came, Rosie pulled up and saw Bubba. She laughed.
"Hey look it's a little lost lamb. Does Mary know you're here?" Rosie said.
"No, I wouldn't say nothin more if it was even a corner from my eye." Bubba threatened.
"Whatever loser! I gotta show Dalia and Shannon this. Hold still moron smile for the camera!" Rosie said and then she took a picture of Bubba.
"Hey, you own this dumb-dumb?" Rosie now asked Martha-Anna.
"E'-up, Sure Ah does. Ain't he a doll." Martha-anna said.
"He looks good in a sheep outfit." Rosie laughed.
"Thank ya!" Martha-anna said.
Rosie drove off as a puff of black smoke from her smoke-stacks blew out in Bubba's face making him cough.
Rosie was on her way to see Dalia at Bo'sun's horse ranch. She pulled into the dusty trail and called to Dalia in a most mysterious way.
"AAA BROOOO, AAA BROOOO!!!" Rosie called to Dalia who was busy filling the water tank up with fresh water for the horses.
Dalia droned back to Rosie as if to say "Hey what's up?" It sounded much like an elephant stranger call.
"You gotta see what was in town today. You'll be remembering it all your life." Rosie said.
"Oh I hope it's Bubba in a funny suit." Dalia said.
"Better," Rosie said.
Rosie opened up a screen said to be a camera-window and showed Dalia Bubba all dressed as a lamb. Dalia bursted out laughing.
"What'D mama! Is that Bubba in a lamb outfit?" Dalia asked laughing.
"Sure is." Rosie said.
"Haa huh haa...hey he looks so cute when he's mad." Dalia said laughing.
Rosie and Dalia shared a laugh. MJ came out from visiting one of the friendly  foals to see what all the party was about.
"What's going on over here?" MJ asked.
"Oh, oh show MJ, show MJ." Dalia said.
Rosie showed MJ the funny picture and MJ laughed out loud.
"He's so funny when he's humiliated.  I wish Mater could see this. He'd get a kick out of it too." MJ said.
"I'd pay for that to be in the papers." Dalia guffawed loudly.
"How about Radiator Springs' Lost Lamb Found!" Rosie blurted out.
Dalia laughed so hard her laugh turned into a wheeze. It was just too stinkin' funny. Bo'sun pulled up to the trail and saw the girls laughing.
"So Funny what is?" He asked.
Rosie showed Bo'sun the picture from her camera's screen. Bo'sun chuckled softly and headed into the house for something.
"Let's go to a movie tonight." Rosie suggested.
"I haven't got a new video done yet. I'll have to get a hop on it." Dalia said. "Is BigN dumb in town?"
"Who?" Rosie asked.
"Who's Big N dumb?" MJ asked.
"Jacknin, I have a special one for him." Dalia said.
"Yeah, I saw him. He was eating at Flo's this afternoon." Rosie said.
Dalia went to the tack shed and got out a chainsaw. MJ and Rosie followed her to see what she was up to.
"What're you going to do with that saw?" asked MJ.
"I'm going to take the blades off, rev it up, and frighten Jacknin when he's sleeping. It'll be the best prank ever." Dalia said.
"Dude, you haven't done that to Bubba. You should totally give him a good scare." Rosie suggested.
Dalia's face changed. Her mouth dropped and her eyes widened to say "dude, you're a genius" at Rosie.
"I like it." MJ said.
"Dude, I should totally Jason Voorhees it to Bubba." Dalia said.
"Jason Voorhees it; what?" MJ laughed.
"You know 'Friday the 13th'  that Jason." Dalia said.
"Clever." Rosie said.
Dalia worked on removing the chains from the chainsaw. She was very careful not to cut herself and she was on her guard for anything that might slip out and cut her. She sang a song while she did it.
"Tonight I drive up to your doorstep
revving up my saw I'm full of pick-up pep
gonna rev it up, rev it up,
Bub, you're suddenly trapped in a hup
Drive up to your doorstep
rev up my saw and full of pep
I'm murdurous tonight, wanna get revenge"

After that, Dalia put the chainsaw in her truck box and drove out to get Jacknin who was visiting Doc for a  quick check up on his shocks and brakes.
"Well, Ah used-ed mah brakes tuh git 'way frum em haulin' robbers." Jacknin said as he was explaining to Doc about what he heard.
"So that's why your brakes are loose in bolts. let me tighten them, but your shocks are still good. they still got a long way to go." Doc said.
"Eeee-up, mah shocks is still perty gooood!" Jacknin chuckled.
"Say, aren't you Dalia's brother?" Doc said realizing something.
"Oh yeah, uh'm Jacknin Aussa." Jacknin said.
"Figures because Dalia shows the town her funny prank videos." Doc said with a smile.
Dalia happened to gaze over and see Jacknin at the clinic. Quickly, she drove over to him.
"Hey Big N Dumb." Dalia said.
"Boy, howdy! iz mah lil' sister." Jacknin said surprised and happy.
Jacknin and Dalia hugged each other.
"How're you? still hauling all that fiddle faddle?" Dalia said.
"Ah'm not sure about the 'faddle' but ah sure am sure about the 'fiddle' how's ya been?" Jacknin said.
"good. still working in all directions." Dalia said.
"Yer gunna give ya'self uh headache girl." Jacknin said.
"I'm working at one job at a time. I work at Luigi's" Dalia said.
"Oh, mah bad." chuckled Jacknin.
"Say brother, would you mind being my camera man and record me scaring the life out of a bully who deserves to be scared silly for his bullying?" Dalia said.
"Sure can! Whos'it gun' be?" Jacknin asked.
"Bubba. I want to record him screaming like a little girl when I rev up the chainsaw." Dalia said "For when it hits theaters."

that day, MJ was going for a leisurely drive for her aerobic activity until she saw some bees on the side of the road. She wanted to go fast to get away from them because they were swarming all around the nest. MJ suddenly drove too fast and got lost on her way to go to where she wanted to go. The day got so hot that it made MJ pass out in the middle of the road. She was so overheated that she didn't even feel the hook of Bubba. She was towed to Bubba's house. MJ tried to open her eyes but couldn't see who it was or where she was at. Bubba placed MJ in his room and chained her up so she didn't move or go anywhere. Bubba  grabbed a bat and headed out for a minute to have a look out for Dalia so he can knock her out. Bubba looks and looks, but he didn't see Dalia anywhere. He smiled and went inside knowing it was all clear. Bubba went to check on MJ and she was still asleep. Bubba idled and waited until MJ woke up. When MJ did, he spoke to her first.
"At last, you're all mine. Mater ain't here, Dalia ain't here and nobody ain't here to save ya now. It's a good thing I found you before you could get hit by a truck.  wouldn't want that to happen, now would we? no of course not." Bubba said.
"Please, please don't hurt me, I'm very fragile." MJ said weepy.
"I ain't gonna hurt ya." Bubba said. "Yet."
Bubba towered over MJ and  hooked his hook to one of the chains and dragged MJ to the living room to flirt a little before he could lock a control device onto MJ. But things were about to go different.  Bubba flirted to MJ and MJ didn't even answer him nor look at him. It bothered MJ to be at Bubba's house more than  the imagination  of  him hurting the baby. MJ hoped that  Dalia would come soon.
'Oh Dalia, where are you?" She thought.
That hot afternoon, Dalia gathered her brother and Mater who desperately wanted to go and sneak down to Bubba's house. on the way, Dalia sung her song as Jacknin recorded her doing so while they traveled.


Bubba was napping beside MJ in the bedroom from the window inside.
"Today Bubba will finally get to learn not to bully anymore. Because he will get pranked in his face. Now, I'm so tired of Bubba and I've had it up to here with him so I'm going to wave the chainsaw in his face until he finally wets the bed. Then I can call him a bed wetter forever." Dalia said.
Jacknin kept recording the events. He couldn't wait to have this played at the theater.
Dalia looked in the doorway of Bubba's bedroom. Bubba hadn't heard anything
"aww, he's sleeping like a baby." Dalia teased.
Mater chuckled softly as Jacknin held the camera still.
Dalia opened the door and the three of them went inside. Dalia pulled a hockey mask over her face and turned on the chainless chainsaw. MJ woke up and was about to scream until she recognized Mater. She sighed and watched with joy on her face. When Dalia revved the chainsaw, Bubba wakes up and screamed out loudly as Dalia brings the chainsaw forward to Bubba. Mater chuckled softly and quietly trying to control his laughter. wherever Dalia moved the chainsaw to Bubba's face, Bubba screamed and tried to back up more. Suddenly he broke his bed and cracked the frame.
Bubba then closed his eyes and waited for the strike. Dalia turns off the chainsaw and laughed as she removed the hockey mask from her face.
"Got you! got you got you!" Dalia said.
MJ giggled as Mater untied her and hooked her to his tow cable so Bubba couldn't see.
"Dalia! You almost gave me an engine failure!" Bubba said.
"Ha, ha, ha...Bubba the scaredy truck screamed so loud he wet his bed." Dalia sang to Bubba.
"You made me break my bed! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!" Bubba hollered.
"Hey, chill out. I'm sure your sister will be happy to get you another one...and some new sheets." Dalia said.
"LEAVE!!" Bubba screamed.
"Good-bye Bubba. Your case is dismissed." Dalia whispered to Bubba.
Jacknin chuckled and followed Dalia out of the room.
"I'll get ridda you Dalia. IF IT'S THE LAST THING AH DO!!" Bubba shouted after her.
"Maybe, but remember I'm on guard." Dalia said back at Bubba.

Mater towed MJ first out the door and on the way back, Dalia added in the camera ;"Next time I'll put firecrackers in his butt and light em up like it's the forth of July. I would love to see him dance like it's his birthday."
"Oh boy, that would be something I'd give to see." Jacknin said.
"I've also got to try cold ice wake up on Bubba. I've been wanting to try it a long time. This could be it." Dalia said.
"Ol man will be so happy." Jacknin said

(Ol man is Jacknin's word for dad "His dad")